Might as well face it, I'm addicted to crap

Town Hall today:

Warhammer enthusiast and pundit-by-birth Jonah Goldberg reminds us that there would be no need for lobbying and its concomitant culture of corruption if Washington would just leave businesses alone in the first place.

Full-time scold and professional fretter Debra Saunders says that we can't have gay marriage, because that leads to polygamy, and that leads to Osama bin-Laden.

Humorless Walter Peck impersonator Brent Bozell warns that even though a bunch of fag movies won Golden Globes, we shouldn't think that means anything, because the Golden Globe voters are a bunch of dirty commie Europeans.

Soul-patched microbiologist/plagiarist Nathanael Blake, like many college students, presents material that is not original where it is good and not good where it is original.

Shameless and talentless former traitor Oliver North proves that there's no slanderous falsehood about Democrats he won't repeat five years or more after it is fashionable.

I'm very, very sorry.

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