Ann Coulter sets the tone for her new book with a subtle, well-reasoned column: Liberals hate Tom DeLay more than Osama bin-Laden.

Even proud American corporations find their names being turned into curse words by liberals, such as "Halliburton," which is currently losing money in Iraq in order to supply food to our troops

HA HA HA HA whatever you say, crazy Ann! Halliburton is LOSING MONEY in Iraq! You are a stitcheroo!

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, Ed Meese, Oliver North, Clarence Pendleton, Newt Gingrich, Karl Rove, Tom DeLay -- all these men saw their names used as curse words. Only one of them was ever indicted.

Well, let's see. McCarthy was censured, Nixon resigned rather than be impeached, Reagan had the most-indicted cabinet in history to that point, North was found not guilty of extremely serious charges on a technicality, Meese was investigated by four different special prosecutors, Pendleton was so hostile to civil rights that people on both sides of the political spectrum asked him to resign, Gingrich spearheaded a "revolution" so lame that it swept Democrats to a triumphant second term in the White House, and Rove is widely considered the biggest scumbag in American politics. But only DeLay was ever technically indicted! So that's something to be proud of!

Oh, whoops: Oliver North was indicted too. On sixteen felony counts. But still!

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