...I couldn't let this steaming pile go unsmelt.
The New York Times magazine, following its longtime commitment to 'discovering' completely meaningless social trends 10 years behind everyone else and then assigning them ridiculous names to inflate their bogue importance (remember "hipublicans"? "man-dates"?), has discovered -- gasp! -- that there are certain negroes who enjoy rock music! They are, henceforth, to be known as "blipsters".