Town Hall gun-down

Unfortunately, I don't have the energy or lack of a penetrating headache for a long-form takedown of anyone today, despite a plethora of rich targets, but I don't want to leave anyone blue-balled, so here's a brief rundown of what you could read over at Town Hall if you were even more of a masochist than I am:

Caroline Glick: In order to get you to read my impenetrable and dust-dull analysis of local Israeli politics, I'm throwing a totally arbitrary pop-culture reference in the title.

Michelle Malkin: The coloreds are getting uppity again. This they call art?

Burt Prelutsky: Poor people are losers and no one should help them, because they are a bunch of bums who could get jobs if they really wanted them.