Victor Davis Hanson: I am no longer capable of writing anything that does not make reference to 300.
Jules Crittendon: If only we were brave enough to ignore Congress, we could be in an awesome war with Iran by now.
Dave Hinz: Sure, President Bush's policies may result in hundreds of thousands of dead people, millions in poverty, and millions more without health care or decent educations, but he is really a compassionate man, because he helped an old guy to his chair in front of cameras.
Jennifer Roback Morse: All that remains of feminism is a willingness to murder babies and falsely accuse men of rape.
Charles Johnson: Reporting the news is anti-American treachery.
Baron Bodissey: Lest you think we're only afraid of being wiped out by the vile Mahometans, we're also terrified of genocidal Mexicans.
Glenn Reynolds: My brother's rock combo recorded a chili commercial!