Lucky kid. We don’t know how you feel about those things, but we can’t hardly think of a worse fate than to grow up having to call that effeminate ambulance chaser “dad.”
The "lucky kid" reference is to Edwards' teenage son Wade, who was killed in a car wreck. The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler seems to think that any red-blooded American lad would much rather be dead than alive, if it means having a wealthy father that crazy right-wingers like to accuse of being a homo. Sounds right -- I mean, what teenage boy wouldn't want to die in a car wreck? -- but unfortunately, we can't ask Wade Edwards to confirm.