Becking News!

Glenn Beck, who previously took a brave stance in demanding that Keith Ellison prove he was not a terrorist babykiller, tells everybody to just calm down, because Barack Obama isn't actually black.

We are awaiting the arrival of Alan Keyes with a paper bag to confirm or deny this claim.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This one should be on the LJ. That's just silly, and the man looks black. He ain't gonna pass as anything but. And if the memo says "black people with a little white blood and good articulation can pass," I'm going back in the family tree, finding that light skinned-ed part of my mama's fam, and everytime someone clutches their purse when I pass, I'll show them my cracker papers.