Iran, So Far Away
But not so far away that we shouldn't invade it! Come on, this is a great idea and everybody knows it. Of course, Mr. President Man says we aren't going to do it and that his only goal is to protect our troops, but then again, he managed to protect them twice before by ordering them to invade a country that hadn't attacked us. I mean, really, he is protecting the motherfucking shit out of our troops. As always, we should listen to the cave bear grunts issuing forth from the trachea of Dick Cheney to know what our real plans are: to make a nice, tidy little line-up of Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan. No one likes to start on a collection and end up missing one piece! Just ask our well-protected troops, many of whom are now themselves missing pieces: they sure don't like it!