Things are a bit slow at the gas station, but Town Hall is always working overtime!
Paul Greenberg writes a spirited defense of plagiarism, saying that when he does it, it's cute.
Frank Gaffney shows an admirable consistency by insisting that dirty vicious Muslims have no place on the right, either.
Janice Shaw Crouse, Town Hall's resident "oh my goodness" expert, decries our permissive society, what with its salacious airplane-toilet sex-having. Can't something be done?
Brent "Walter Peck" Bozell, who, like most conservatives, knows that Paul Ehrlich's The Population Bomb turned out to be inaccurate, reminds us that because someone was once wrong about something, we should never, ever listen to scientists ever again.
Little Benny Shapiro notes that Muslims are worse than asteroids, and people from other countries are no good.