2.06.2007

Death Ship

Say, friends! Are you looking for something to do this summer? Can you not think of anything better to do than pay godawful amounts of money for the privelege of sitting on a sun deck sipping watery pina coladas while self-satisfied warmongers listen to each other pontificate? Then The Weekly Standard Cruise is for you!

Starting at only $2000, you can join the editorial staff of The Weekly Standard as you wind your way up the breathtaking natural beauty of the Alaska coastline and talk about how it would be improved by the addition of a few off-shore oil rigs. You'll thrill to such exciting activities as the New Media Seminar with Terry Eastland and Jonathan Last, the "Why Barack Obama is Doomed" panel discussion with Freddie Barnes and Claudia Winkler, and the always-exciting Mandatory Lifeboat Drill! Where else can you sit around drinking a twelve-dollar cocktail and listening to a lobster-stuffed Bill Kristol complain about how we haven't invaded Iran yet, while, halfway around the world, another American soldier has his face blown off by an IED? Unless you're Susan Scheinberg, nowhere but on the TWS Cruise! Sign up today!

3 comments:

Nigel said...

As long as it gets me back in time for BLOGGING MAN 2007, two nights in Reno with Hooting Hugh Hewitt, Crazy Pammy and Warner Todd Huston amongst so many others....

MISTER LEONARD PIERCE said...

Man, you know, I would almost pay for the privelege of seeing Crazy Pammy live and in person...

andrew levine said...

Don't forget the cruise's grand finale: After unanimously denouncing Bush for not having been conservative enough, they will ceremonially dress up as rats, drill a hole in the hull and literally leap off the sinking ship.